Interview with Vulvathrone on July 11, 2007

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VULVATHRONE [Date of interview: July 11, 2007] [Click here to read the review of Bukkake 2007]
"Throne of Vulva", has begun with the meaning of porno death grinder band that is hailling from Slovenia - fuckin great, pervert! If you guys are the fans of Death metal plus with fascinating grindcore. Taset, lick and smell the "Vulva" in this interview!

Hailz, Vulvathrone. Introduce yourself to metalthai's reader,please.
Vulvathrone: First off, the author of the answers is Temnovid (ex-vocals, now lyrics only), not Saso (he's still getting over a terrible hangover and is in dire need of oral and/or anal help by a young Japanese maiden). I will attempt, however, to provide Saso's view where possible and thereby help him spread the truth about his homosexual little self (in your face, biatch! :). That being said, let's begin…

Well, we're a porno death grind band from Slovenia. Seeing that this is a metal page most people should be well acquainted with these terms; but in case there are horny little teenage dumb ass grind-wanna-be girlies out there who are clueless as to what such classification means, here is a short elaboration on the term: musically, Vulvathrone plays a mixture of death metal and grindcore, lyrically, the band deals with obscene and grotesque sexual themes (focusing primarily on BDSM, dark side of sexuality etc.). There you have it - Vulvathrone in a nutshell.

Acutally, I don' t know your band before, untill I got your album from On-Parold Prod. Please tell me the brief history of your band,Bro'.
Vulvathrone: It all started quite some while ago. At first, the idea of creating a porno grindcore band was more or less a joke, i.e. we didn't intend to pursue the matter seriously, but later the concept gradually developed and became more and more real. The band's been active for around 2 years now, and we managed to produce one demo (Proto-Bukkake), one full-length album (Bukkake) and a video of one of our most well-known melodic pop tunes, Toilet Slut (yes, the music and the lyrics are as ugly as the name of the ballad itself implies). Current line-up: Saso Herman (guitar and grunts; mastermind behind the music), Matjaz Kamnicar (drums of fury and gayish tinker-toys), Blaz Gradinski (pusikurac bass) [semi-member (well, a lyricist): Sebastjan Voros - Temnovid]

I don't know much about your scene, How's the metal scene in Slovenia?
Vulvathrone: Er, I haven't been really that active in the metal scene as of late, so I can't tell you too much about it. There are a couple of bands that are worth mentioning, for example Dickless Tracy (kick-ass punk-death-grind band), Scaffold (brutal death metal), Vaginal Herpes (crazy crust-punk-grind-noise project with Vulvathrone's bass player, Gradinski, on the guitar and the vocals). There are also some thrash bands of relatively good quality (?elezobeton and Interceptor) and some gothic metal (Sabaium) and black metal bands (Somrak) I don't really care about. I'd say the scene is better when I was but another metalhead back in the day (ah, those beautifully drunken days of yore) - a lot more people are listening to metal and the number of quality bands (in all subclasses of the genre) is on the uprise. The things are improving, but I couldn't care less about it (Saso would strongly disagree with me - he loves 'em young metal chicks and boys; especially boys)

Especially Boys?!??!! haha,.wow,cool...I heard the little shit voice sing 'Bukkake,.bukkake,..bukkake' on your album,.What's the fuck, the meaning of 'Proto-bukkake' and 'Bukkake',man?
Vulvathrone: Haha. Here, let me give you vocabulary definition of the term: "Bukkake listen is a group sex practice that features a woman (or man) being ejaculated on by multiple men or women". Basically, it's a bunch of men that squirt their jizz on the face of a nice girl kneeling in their midst. It's one of the sexual practices that stresses the aspects of sexual humiliation and dominance. Sounds yummy, doesn't it? Since the term (and probably the practice) itself originates in Japan and is thus not unfamiliar to people living in the far East, perhaps some of the Thai girls wouldn't mind trying it out, eh?

Yeah Yeah,..if you have a chance to come to Thailand,you have to try man..haha..." Tell me about your new album "Bukkake" and compare with your lasted Demo. and what's about the lyrics?
Vulvathrone: Certain songs from the demo can also be found on the new album. Of course, the production is far better on the album and there are certain special touches added, so album is a significant upgrade and thus presents a new phase in the road of Vulvathrone's development. However, demo, as a whole, is a unique experience and I definitely recommend it to all the true porno-grindcore fans. It is a short, relentless blast of fury, anger and sadomasochism.

The lyrics, as already stated, deal with the macabre lore of sadomasochism, pornography and gore. They are best consumed with a pint of beer, fat-free sandwich and under the balmy summer sun with your cock deep into a virgin's tight ass, lol.

One thing, that I saw the big different in your band is your cover, the lasted Demo, I see the girls suck the dicks on the cover. And this album, I saw something behind the red thing and the label of the band on the cover of Bukkake, what's that,man? It's because of the Label or it's illegal when you guys released it on other countries in the world?
Vulvathrone: No, no. Even though Slovenia is not as liberal as I personally would've wanted it to be (politically, I'm on the extreme left) it is still not that conservative as to prohibit showing sexual organs on the CD covers. The reason why cocks are erased on our demo is because it was intended to be but an introduction to our first full-length album (hence the name PROTO-Bukkake, i.e. embryonic, first phase of Bukkake). And since this is only the introduction, the best things (i.e. genitalia) are still hidden - they were meant to be revealed on our first album. The cover of Bukkake is a bit less explicit than we expected it to be, but this is mainly because the artist responsible for the visual imagery decided to use a more blurry approach. We all found it interesting and appealing, so there you have it.

I know, you guys are the woman maniacs. I wanna know, what do you think the woman from what country that you think she's really sexy and beatiful for you, haha?
Vulvathrone: Ok, this is definitely a question for Saso. Saso's favourite are Japanese girls; and I'm pretty sure he wouldn't wind a fine Thai piece of ass, bwahaha. I personally feel that girls from Slav countries are the best shag. My girlfriend is a local (i.e. from Slovenia) and is by far the best piece of ass I've ever had.

What's the next plan after you guys released the 'Bukkake'?
Vulvathrone: First off, the band will be doing some touring (and possibly shagging, if Saso gets any). Matko and Saso are also very active and productive musical-wise and have almost enough material for the next album. Once we write lyrics to these new pieces and work out the details, we might start taping a new album that will probably see the light of day next year.

Okay Mate, the last smelling of Vulva. wanna say something to Thai Women? Wanna say something to Metalthai's Readers, go ahead,Bro'!
Vulvathrone: Thai Gals - be submissive and don't equate brutal fucking with chauvinism. Make sure you check Max Hardcore's site and study fervently (and passionately) the somber Vulvathrone chants. Oh, and be aware that Saso is very much fond of rimming and face slapping - so make sure you give him some when you see him.

Metalthai readers (in general; an addition to the former message dedicated to those of the gentler gender) - Make sure you read the lyrics! Also, make sure you check all the CD's by David Hasselhof! And - stay in school, god damn it! Piss down your mother's throat, cock slap the biatch! (and thanks for the support :)